Christmas Jokes

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Christmas Jokes are very popular around the year but they some how become very special during the one week of Christmas. This is the time when people have a lot of fun mocking and it is always said that no one should feel bad because it is just a joke! There are several jokes which are cracked on Santa during the festive season. This is the time when people have fun and play a lot of games. Christmas is celebrated every year on the 25th of December; this was the day when Jesus was born. Though this is just a day of festivities, the preparations start from quite some time before!

Types of Christmas Jokes: -

1. General jokes
2. Dinner Jokes
3. Christmas Eve jokes
4. Greetings Jokes
5. Party jokes
6. Reindeer and Elf Jokes
7. Snowmen, Snowball, Snow Jokes

A few Christmas jokes for kids are mentioned below: -

Q) What was hung above the baby's crib by the snowman and his wife?

A) A snow mobile

Q) What is the most special part of your body in this festive season?

A) Mistle TOE

Q) If a polar bear is wearing ear muffs, what is it called?

A) Call it anything, it anyways can't hear!

Q) What do you call a Father Christmas with a duck?

A) A Christmas Quacker!

Q) On a Christmas Eve, what does Santa say to its toys?

A) Okay everyone, sack time!

Q) St. Nicholas had a white beard, why?

A) so that he could hide in the North Pole!

Q) When a woodpecker crossed Santa with a Kleenex, what did he get?

A) Rapping paper!

Q) When Mrs. Claus was looking outside the window, what did Santa say to her?

A) Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

Q) Santa rides what type of motorcycle?

A) A "Holly" Davidson!

Q) When Santa Nick comes down from his chimney, what is it called?

A) Cinder Claus!

Q) If Father Christmas becomes a detective, what is he called?

A) Santa clues

Q) It is said that Santa owes everything to the elves, why?

A) Because he is an elf-made man

Q) A kind lawyer, an honest politician, and Santa Claus saw a 50 $bill while they were walking down the street, who picked up the bill?

A) Santa! The other two don't exist!

Q) If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

A) Mistletoe!

Q) A Christmas alphabet is special, why?

A) It has NO EL

Q) Why are people who can't knit and Christmas trees, similar?

a) Because they both drop their needles!

Q) Santa clicks photos as well; how?

A) With the help of his North Pole-aroid!

Q) When a vampire and a snowman cross you, what do you get?

A) A frost-bite!

Q) What is that one thing in December, which is not there in any of the other months!?

A) the letter 'D'

Q) The day before Christmas, what did Adam say?

A) It is Christmas. Eve!

Q) At an Eskimos party, what did the guests sing?

A) Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q) The snowmen, go for a dance at which place?

A) Snowballs!

Q) How do you know that a snowman is in your bed?

A) When you are wet in the morning!

These are a few Christmas jokes which will surely make you laugh in this festival of joy! Though these jokes are meant for kids many a times they make an adult laugh too. A joke is something which can cheer you up and bring the joy back. A joke should always be taken in the spirit of fun and not in a personal way so that everyone can stay in a good mood and have fun!